I can’t sleep

I can’t sleep. Is it because of my date with the bank tomorrow? Honestly what am I going to wear? Or is it because I can hear absolutely everything that is going on outside my house? I can hear what people are listen to on the radio IN their cars. I can sing a long with them! I can hear the conversations of people passing by clearly. Its like I’m sleeping on the street. Its like I’m sleeping rough* but in the comfort of my own bed and house.

I know why they have funny sizes on the pillows in this county, its so you can both have your head on it and at the same time over your head to try to obstruct the sound.
FYI I have four pillows in my bed.

Good night.

*Hemlös

Washing up

This morning:

Boyfriend: save some water for my shower.
Me: I’m washing up!

We can’t have a shower and wash up at the same time. Or you can if you want but then it will be a rather unpleasant experience for the person in the shower. It will be a cold experience and a very hot experience for the person in the kitchen washing up.

We added one extra hour on the timer to the boiler because if it’s not a lot of hot water in the tank there will be no pressure in the shower. And we don’t have a lot of pressure to start of with. You can’t win!

Washing up is another thing they do differently here. Since there is only on sink in kitchen they don’t rinse the dishes. The English way of washing up is to put the dishes in the rack covered in washing up liquid. Yummy!

Next time you have your dinner try and spice it up with some washing up liquid! Well it’s the same as eating on plates where the washing up liquid hasn’t been rinsed off.

It’s a date!

Next week on Wednesday I’m having a date with my hot bank. We are going to talk dirty about my pension savings. And what a date it will be: Mr Bank, my finance manager and me. It will be great fun. I really look forward to it.

I wonder what I’m going to wear…

Pension

Here we go again…

Back in October 2006 I called my bank because I wanted to set up a pension with them. I had some saved pension money with my old employer in account which I couldn’t add money to since I left the company so I wanted to move this money to a new account that my current employer could contribute too. I wanted to have all pension money in one place, rather then small sums all over the place.

Sound easy? Well you would have thought so. Set up accounts, move money is something I thought banks did 24/7.

Last Friday 3,5 month since I first asked the bank to set this up for me they wrote to me saying that they have moved my “old saved pension” money to my new account they set up for me.

I called the bank this morning as I didn’t have an account number to this new pension account. I spoke to young Håkan (clearly that isn’t his name). Håkan was very helpful but didn’t know anything and had to ask his supervisor for everything. He said that he didn’t know how to help me. This is very common over here, they say they either can’t or don’t know how to help you and expect you to accept that and hung up. Not me, I’m Swedish.

Anyway it turns out that they have set up the wrong account for me. The account they have set up is an account which you can’t add any money. Why would you want to have a pension account that you can’t contribute to? That’s the whole point with having any savings account.

They admitted they made a mistake but the way to sort it out is hilarious when I think about the amount of time they are wasting.

Just to remind you I have only asked them to set up an account, move some money to this account and to have my employer making a monthly contribution to this account. Very simple.

This is what is going to happen:
Someone from the local bank branch needs to have a meeting with the Finance Manager were I work. I can’t believe it. It’s so strange. It’s my money we are talking about and I’m earning nothing so its not like my employer are going to put in thousands of pounds every month.

Honestly I don’t even know what to say as it so weird but funny in a way. Do they really have time to visit all their customers’ employers when they want to set up a pension?

This must be the reason they don’t do IT at banks over here: they are wasting their time on pointless meetings rather then improving their services.

Maybe if I say that a friend of mine from Sweden want to put in some money to my pension will the bank then fly to Sweden and set up a meeting?

I just think it’s mad and can’t stop laughing. Why is this a problem? Why doesn’t my bank want to have my money? Is it because I’m Swedish?

Winter

What a beautiful day it’s been today. It has been one of those days when it feels like the spring is almost here. I have confused daffodils in the garden. I also have two posh pigeons called Harry and George in the garden. We have about 20 grey (not red) squirrels and 2 foxes called Freddy and Frankie. You might think I’m living in the countryside, well I don’t I live in central London.

One of the good things living here: spring comes much earlier then I’m used to. While I’m writing this its very dark, snowy and minus degrees in Sweden.
It’s quite depressing going to work when it’s dark outside and when you leave to go back home its dark. But you get use to it. Where some of my family lives in north of Sweden it is dark 24 hours a day when its winter. And winter starts in November and finish in March –ish.

I’m used to winter being cold and dark. I do miss snow and proper winter. There is noting more beautiful then a cold day, blue sky and lots and lots of snow. Over here it’s grey for 6-12 months a year so you can see why I prefer the white winters even though they might be very cold. I don’t mind the cold. Only now when I’m sitting inside in my home with a blanket wrapped around me.

As I said it was a nice day today and the sun was shining. I saw 2 convertible cars when I was out walking and a lot of people sitting outside cafes in t-shirts and people without coats walking on the streets. T-shirts! It is a little bit warmer outside, it’s not summer! I bought a new pair of gloves yesterday I’m telling you its still cold outside.

*Påskliljor